Question 1

What is the total stipend for sponsoring an advanced academic team?

Accepted Answer

$1000

Answer

What's a stipend?

Answer

$660

Answer

$340

Question 2

When are timecards for extra duties due?

Accepted Answer

By the 5th of each month, following the month worked.

Answer

I prefer to wait and turn multiple months in at one time, because then my check is bigger.

Answer

By the 1st of each month

Answer

Timecards?  What's a timecard?

Question 3

How much are dues for the Bean Social Committee?

Accepted Answer

$30 for teachers and $20 for paraprofessionals

Answer

$25 for teachers and $15 for paraprofessionals

Answer

$15 for teachers and $10 for paraprofessionals

Answer

I don't pay dues, but I still eat the cake!

Question 4

At what time do you need to be at your door in the morning, ready to greet students?

Accepted Answer

7:35

Answer

7:30

Answer

Whenever I get here (You know who you are.  And so do we)

Answer

7:40

Question 5

What is the district guidelines for teacher hair styles and colors?

Accepted Answer

Mirrors the Student Code of Conduct

Answer

Bold and Beautiful

Answer

There are no guidelines

Answer

As long as the gray is covered, anything goes

Question 6

Bold and Beautiful

Accepted Answer

8

Answer

There is no minimum

Answer

12

Answer

10

Question 7

Who is responsible for keeping the lounge neat and clean?

Accepted Answer

You are!  Your mother does not work here (unless you are Michelle Gonzalez and in that case your mother does work here, but you are still an adult who can clean up after yourself)!  Don't be nasty, people!

Answer

Elves (and no, I'm not talking about Daisy this time either).

Answer

I don't clean

Answer

The custodians

Question 8

How many minutes of recess should students receive each week?

Accepted Answer

75 minutes

Answer

10 minutes

Answer

15 minutes

Answer

90 minutes

Question 9

Who is responsible for making lesson plans when you are sick?

Accepted Answer

I am.  That's why I ALWAYS  have emergency plans ready, so I don't have to come up here when I feel like crap.  And let's face it, no one really wants to see that anyway.

Answer

What are lesson plans?

Answer

The substitute

Answer

My most awesome teammate!

Question 10

What happens if I am called for jury duty and do not get selected?

Accepted Answer

I must report back to campus as soon as possible.

Answer

I'm taking my $7 and going shopping.

Answer

I do not have to return to work

Answer

I feel ashamed and embarrassed, because I never get picked for anything!   This reminds me of when I was a kid and we were choosing sides for dodgeball and no one ever wanted me on their team.  I need a hug.

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