1. The old college buildings looked as though they had grown thick beards of ivy since the last time I had visited the campus.

2. When the wind smelled the hotdogs cooking, it rushed down to put out the flames of the barbecue.

3. He is as fast as a cheetah.

4. My new clothes rustled whenever I moved.

5. You are an angel to help me.

6. When we went to Wendy's house, it was windy.

7. She opened the window and ten thousand mosquitoes flew into the room.

8. I am so tired, I could sleep for a million years!

9. There was a loud twang when I shot the arrow.

10. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

11. She's as cute as a button.

12. The Great Depression was a challenging time.

13. He has the heart of a lion

14. It was raining cats and dogs.

15. The truck came to a screeching stop.

16. Good coffee is like friendship: rich and warm and strong.

17. I could sleep for three weeks.

18. My grandmother said “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”.

19. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

20. Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

21. The tree outside the window was staring at me spookily.

22. I was so hungry I ate a whole cow

23. The runner used Icy Hot to heal her pain.

24. The door went Bang! as it hit the wall.

25. But my heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.

26. I was so parched the water was calling to me.

27. My sister and I were two peas in a pod.

28. I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

29. Men's words are bullets, that their enemies take up and make use of against them.

30. The crowd cheered as the bat went crack against the ball.

31. Big bad Bob loves Betty.

32. The angry waves met the beach.

33. My father grumbles like a bear in the mornings.

34. The director told the actors to break a leg as they went on stage.

35. The wood screamed angrily as the lumberjack smashed it with the axe.

36. Velvet remembers how it wrapped around me, keeping me warm on a snowy day.

37. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

38. A man may break a word with you, sir, and words are but wind.

39. I had butterflies in my stomach as I walked in to take my test.

40. I ordered the sweet and sour pork at dinner.

41. The streets were a furnace, the sun an executioner.

42. The man asked the shaking boy if a cat had his tongue.

43. The girl was a fish out of water at her new school.

44. Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.

45. My computer hates me.

46. He put his two cents in while they were arguing.

47. It is going to take a bazillion years to get through Medical School.

48. Jack slid down the hill like a bald tire on black ice.

49. My mom’s cupcakes are out of this world.

50. He's 900 years old.

51. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

52. I am so tired I could sleep for a year.

53. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

54. She claimed her new comforter was as soft as fur.

55. The baby giggled as the waves went crash against the shore.

56. Best Buy is truly the best place to buy Beats.

57. My mom calls me son because I am so bright.

58. The memory of my family trip to the beach was bitter sweet.

59. Sam saw Sally swim twenty laps in the hotel pool.

60. Everyone feared the new manager, but he is a giant teddy bear.

61. I was as happy as a lark during the dance.

62. The stars danced across the sky during the storm.

63. The door squeaked and creaked as we entered the old house.

64. The plane had a crash landing in the field.

65. Anthony thought his old books were rare, but it turns out they were a dime a dozen.

66. I am so hungry I can eat a horse.

67. My mom always told me not to worry, every cloud has a silver lining.

68. After the movies Alvin arrived at Arleen's house.

69. I was as happy as a clam that we won the game.

70. The cake called for me to come eat it.

71. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

72. The moon is a nightlight comforting us to sleep.

73. My brother is as skinny as a toothpick.

74. I will ask my uncle to buy me a TV. He has tons of money.

75. The burgers had to be thrown away because they had freezer burn.