Ian Beales Full Kit Wankathon, Premier League Edition

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During a 1995 Premier League match against Crystal Palace, Eric Cantona was sent off. Turning the how mental can Eric Cantona get dial all the way up to 11, he proceeded to fly kick an opposition fan creating one of the most controversial spectacles in British footballing history. How many months was the unhinged Frenchman banned for?
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Q1
During a 1995 Premier League match against Crystal Palace, Eric Cantona was sent off. Turning the how mental can Eric Cantona get dial all the way up to 11, he proceeded to fly kick an opposition fan creating one of the most controversial spectacles in British footballing history. How many months was the unhinged Frenchman banned for?
12
9
2
5
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Q2
Which of his Chelsea team mates wife did club legend and solid gold shit, John Terry shag and get up the duff?
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Q3
During his spell at Manchester United, how many Premier League goals did Cristiano Ronaldo score before departing for Real Madrid?
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117
96
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Q4
From which club did Man City sign, now club legend, Vincent Kompany in 2008?
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Q5
Through an elaborate Instagram trap the wife of Jamie Vardy, Rebecca, recently accused which premier league stars wife of leaking stories about her private life to the press? Name the player.
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Q6
How many red cards did Manchester United legend and Don of Shithousery, Roy Keane get during his time in the Premier League?
15
7
10
2
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Q7
In August 2011, Arsenal were shambolically beaten 8-2 at Old Trafford by a Manchester United side containing a midfield of Tom Cleverly now of Watford and Brazilian, Anderson who retired at 32 and last played in the Turkish second division. Who however is the missing player from Arsenal starting line up on that horrid day?
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Q8
In 2007, Premier League journey man and Welsh gob shite, Craig Bellamy celebrated scoring a goal against Barcelona at the Nou Camp for Liverpool by doing what celebration?
Imitating Kevin Nolan’s Chicken Dance
Pretending to swing a golf club
The Fisherman
Jumping into the wrong supporters end.
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Q9
Having won 25K in a Manchester casino, autistic playboy footballer, Mario Balotelli gave away how much money to a homeless person sat outside?
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Q10
How many senior appearance did Manchester United legend and bonker of brothers wife, Ryan Giggs make for Wales from 1991-2007?
56
97
64
103
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Q11
In October 2011, during the Manchester derby Mario Balottelli opened the scoring in an eventual 6-1 win to Man City and revealed his now famous Why Always Me celebration. What had happened just days before to prompt Super Mario’s celebration?
Crashed his Bentley in Manchester City Centre after a night out.
Set fire to his house after letting off fireworks in his bathroom.
Throwing a dart at youth player during training and had to be disciplined by his club.
The tabloids leaked he had spent over 10K on parking fines.
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Q12
Which club did Jurgen Klinsman leave Spurs for in 1995?
Bayern Munich
Sampdoria
VFB Stuttgart
Inter Milan
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Q13
Following his debut on loan from QPR to a mainland European club in 2012, Asbo extraordinaire turned indy music philosopher and part time poet, Joey Barton decided that instead of speaking their language he would simply speak English with the native accent of his new league for the entirety of his first post match press conference. Which accent was he using?
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Q14
Which item did Cesc Fabregas throw at Sir Alex Ferguson in 2004?
A bottle of water
A Football boot
Paella pan
A slice of Pizza
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Q15
The scar that covers most of Carlos Tevez’s neck was the result of what situation?
A burn from an accident with boiling water.
A car crash he was involved in as a boy.
A cut received in a robbery in the dangerous neighbourhood of Fuerte Apache in which he grew up.
A footballing accident in which he was studded in the neck during youth training with Boca Juniors.
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