Question 1

What do you call a dinosaur who loves vocabulary?

Accepted Answer

A thesaurus, but he still can’t spell "pterodactyl."

Answer

A wordosaurus

Answer

A dinosaur dictionary

Answer

A vocabosaurus

Question 2

Why did the math book break up with the pencil?

Accepted Answer

Because it found someone pointier.

Answer

Because it liked numbers better

Answer

Because it couldn't write

Answer

Because it was too sharp

Question 3

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline?

Accepted Answer

Attire. (Get it? "A tire"?)

Answer

Height

Answer

Bounciness

Answer

Clothing

Question 4

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Accepted Answer

It probably just tweets about it.

Answer

It makes no noise

Answer

It creates a loud noise

Answer

It doesn't fall

Question 5

What do you call a fish who practices medicine?

Accepted Answer

A sturgeon!

Answer

A fish doctor

Answer

A sea medic

Answer

A tuna healer

Question 6

Why can't you trust atoms?

Accepted Answer

Because they’re always making up stuff!

Answer

Because they are unstable

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Because they are too small

Answer

Because they can split

Question 7

What happens when you mix a vampire and a snowman?

Accepted Answer

You get frostbite, but at least they're chill.

Answer

You get a snow monster

Answer

You get cold blood

Answer

You get ice

Question 8

Why did the computer break up with the internet?

Accepted Answer

It found a new connection.

Answer

It crashed

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It got a virus

Answer

It stopped working

Question 9

What kind of exercise do zombies do?

Accepted Answer

Dead-lifts... but they still can’t get a good "rep."

Answer

Ghoul presses

Answer

Undead squats

Answer

Necro-lifts

Question 10

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite type of music?

Accepted Answer

Anything with no-body to it.

Answer

Classical

Answer

Jazz

Answer

Heavy metal

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