
Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: Fact or Myth?
Quiz by PoisonIvy
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"Hera is basically the queen of heaven, but her main hobby is ruining Zeusâs side chicksâ lives."
"Zeus turned into a swan, because apparently women in ancient Greece were just really into birds."
"Medusa didnât even ask to be cursed. She just tried to live her best temple life until Athena lost it."
"Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to humans, which was basically the mythological equivalent of pirating movies."
"Achilles would have been unstoppable, except his mom decided to give him the ancient Greek version of Crocs."
"Orpheus was the kind of guy who could literally sing rocks into tears, but he still couldnât follow simple directions."
"Thor isnât even Greek, but he still shows up sometimes like the drunk guy who wandered into the wrong party."
"Zeus has one hobby, and it is turning into random animals to flirt with mortals. And sometimes trees. And occasionally, showers of gold."
"Sisyphus invented CrossFit before it was cool."
"Theseus was like, âIâm going to kill the Minotaur,â and everyone else was like, âOkay, but maybe bring a map or something?â"
"Hades wasnât really into the whole kidnapping thing; he just had the social skills of a damp rock."
"Hercules solved most of his problems by hitting them very hard, which made him historyâs first action movie star."
"The Trojan War was basically ten years of everybody being too proud to admit theyâd lost their car keys."
"Poseidon was just mad all the time because he lived underwater and nobody could hear him complain properly."