"Can we be adults now?"

"Bring your own lube"

"My demographic is old men"

"I smell the D"

"Did you say chlamydia?!"

"I may not have a social worker degree, but I have trauma and a personality"

"What the hell's a bible?!"

"I have a recording to put us in the mood"

"Why is the word tranquil almost the same as tranquilizer?"

"I don't want anything soft and floppy in my mouth"

"I was sniffing Nic"

"Lightening Mc-Jen"

"I'm like a teenage boy in the shower"

"You and your clip-on rims"

"Chuck a chocolate bar at their face"

"The smell of fish and tampons hit me like a truck"

"A bitch who defines their own sexuality"

"Q-tip ya bits"

"Ew! I can see fleas!"

"You must have been playing with it with your tongue"