"Everyone in the grade has the new iPhone 17. If you don't get one, you’ll be the only person left out of the group chat."

"I met one person from the rival school today and they were so rude. That whole school is just full of jerks."

Detective: "Where were you the night of the crime?"

Suspect: "I think we should focus on the lack of streetlights in this neighborhood. It’s a safety hazard for everyone!"

"My doctor told me to exercise more, but have you seen him? He's out of shape! I'm not listening to a word he says."

"No one has ever been able to prove that ghosts don't haunt this old library. Therefore, it’s definitely haunted."

"I know I turned this in three days late, but my printer broke, then my internet went out, and then I had a really bad headache. Please don't take points off!"

"This gaming mouse is the #1 best-seller on Amazon. 50,000 people bought it this month, so it must be the most accurate one available."

"We went to Florida for two days and it rained both times. Florida is a miserable, wet place; I’m never going back."

Student A: "I think we should have more healthy options in the vending machine."

Student B: "Of course you’d say that, you’re a teacher’s pet who just wants to ruin everyone’s fun."

"You can't prove there isn't a civilization of tiny purple people living on the dark side of the moon. So, until you do, I'm going to believe they exist."

Reporter: "How will you fix the budget deficit?" Politician: "What's really important is that we support our local sports teams. Go Eagles!"

The Puppy Eyes: "If you don't hire me for this job, I won't be able to pay my rent, and I'll have to give up my puppy to the shelter. You don't want the puppy to be homeless, do you?"

"My brother failed his driving test on the first try, and so did my cousin. Clearly, the driving instructors in this town are rigged to make everyone fail."

"High-waisted neon pants are back in style because all the top influencers are wearing them. You need to go buy a pair now!"

"Why should we believe your study on climate change? You were arrested for a noise complaint ten years ago!"